Don't Even Bother Ladies - I'm a Jerk
I Put the fu in Fun
Helen Keller and Band
I Have Power Over Children

So I have two words for you - Bacon Salt. This brilliant idea came to Dave and I following some heavy drinking and a visit to KFC where our Aussi friend announced that the reason Aussies love KFC (other than as a preferred method for killing one's self slowly) is that the fries come with "chicken salt". Now I have no idea what that is, but it inspired us to start a company dedicated to bringing the world bacon salt. Now some of you might be saying wait a minute - there already is a bacon salt company www.baconsalt.com.