The Worst Thing in the World ...and it feels just like I'm walking on broken glass

In this era of just-in-time manufacturing and instant communication, it's possible to put the face of a loved one on almost any consumer product. Mug. Mousepad. Keychain. Birthday cake. You name it!!

However, to my knowledge, this segment has not been extended to the lucrative historical collectibles market.

And what better monument to inaugurate this opportunity than the Mannekin-Pis, a centuries-old celebration of physical relief.

Send in a photo of your baby, and in 4-6 weeks you'll receive a life-sized, plumbed, plaster model of your own special angel! With our patent-pending adjustable directional spray (ADS) Little Willie can become the part of a drip irrigation or home security system.

Let's go Dutch!