I trapped a baby behind my legs and it patiently and valiently climbed over. It was a tough, strong baby. We all realized that American Gladiators - Baby Edition would make a lot money.

Remeber, in the '80s, they made baby versions of every cartoon? There were Muppet Babies, and, um, maybe some other babies? Baby Flintstones, I think? And Baby Something Else? Pac-Man? I dunno.

Anyway, you just get a bunch of babies in a hallway and put one baby's baba at the other end it's just gonna climb over all those other babies to get to it, just like in American Gladiator.

I don't know how to make them joust, sorry.