Since everyone is trying to revive the lost art of hand-written communication, I mentioned that someone could make a lot money by giving people the means to send more paper mail.

The V-Chip immediately suggested reviving the ancient tradition of the "You're Welcome" note - it's the classy response to any thank you note.

In discussion with The Committee, we came up with some more potential niches for stationary start-ups:

• "Wish I'd Been There"
• "Season's Farewells"
• "I'll Get Well Whenever I Damn Well Please"

No, no, you're welcome.