My friend, who surfs, was expressing a forlorn desire to take off for a month to surf a deserted beach with an awesome break.

I encouraged him. Take some time off. Get out there.

Unfortunately, it turns out that the only deserted beaches with awesome surf are in war zones. Any beach with awesome surf that isn't also a mine field is already crowded.

The perfect solution for this problem is a surfboard with a built in metal detector! Great for athletic treasure hunters too.

Once SkyMall gets in on this action they'll be printing money...