Personally, I kinda like fleet week in a NASCAR "those things go wicked fast and might smash themselves to bits any second now" kinda way, but after an afternoon of Maverick and Goose buzzing the tower here, dogbert would like to formally nominate the fleet week jets as the worst thing in the world... he hasn't looked this panicked since the fourth of july. If those effers ever come down, he's gonna give them the biggest stream of pee not seen in these parts since the infamous street park incident. Well Marlo, I'm here for you bud.

Today, Fleet Week is the worst thing in the world. It's official. You know, cause I put it right here on the internets and when Wangston googles it, he'll see this and know it's true. TWITW.firebus.com - the wikipedia of things that suck. Even if you're a dog.