I've been thinking about Lucky brand jeans lately. It's awesome to have pants that, when unzipped, reassure you that the crotch really is a wonderful place to be.

I think they need to diversify in a Dilbert direction. Imagine pants that unzipped to say "Suggestion Box". Or "Mail Slot".

"Making Copies". "Think Outside the Box". "Run It Up The Flag Pole".

I guess, Nike-style, you should be able to order pants that say any damn thing.