Our second triennial, not-very-kosher observance of the Liquid Seder happened on April 11.

In this seder, each traditional food item is replaced by a cocktail involving the same ingredients. The resulting drunkenness (5 cocktails + 4 glasses of wine with only matzo to buffer the alcohol) results in a spectacular drunkeness that can only be appreciated by a people that were once held in bondage by a capricious Egyptian monarch.

To commemorate this momentous occasion, we threw together a patchwork online hagaddah at http://ls.firebus.com. Next time we'll try to make it less crappy.

Special thanks to the singing-est gentile in the universe, making his second appearance, and to E for agreeing to have a hangover for me the following morning.